Thank you lesbians thank you butches thank you femmes thank you transmasc lesbians thank you transfem lesbians thank you non binary lesbians thank you to all the dykes of the world
when you’re a child and you stay up past your bedtime you get punished by your parents, when you’re an adult and you stay up too late you just get punished by the ghosts and spirits and demons and such
you finally confess your attraction to the hot priest and he’s like “oh darling, I thought you’d never ask” and proceeds to bite your neck and turn you into another catholic priest